Oh The People I Wish To Date, If They Only Knew Me
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Original sketch of the iconic 1930’s silk dress worn in the film Atonement by Keira Knightley, designed by Academy Award nominated costume designer Jacqueline Durran. The striking emerald green color was specifically requested by the film’s director Joe Wright.
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nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues
FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…
It tastes like an accident
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Tum-blah. Can’t say that without faking an accent that isn’t American.
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fatostriches asked: is actually was me. :D but a lot of the people on this site are crazy so its not always going to be me
HA I KNEW IT.
Anonymous asked: hair yes but you've never lived if your haven't rubbed your tongue over the ground. it is heavenly.
I’m very sorry to have missed out. My apologies floor, I’m sorry I haven’t licked you.
Anonymous asked: can i poke your cheek
Sure, if you can guess where I live
Anonymous asked: BUT A FLOOR, HAVE YOU LICKED IT
No, not that I can remember. Have you ever licked a floor? Or a tree? Or hair??
Anonymous asked: ALL THE EVENS
I don’t think you know how difficult this is on an iPhone.
50 questions, 50 ways to get to know me.
2: Do you miss anyone? All my friends from my old school
4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”? No, but that would really be awful.
6: Did you go out or stay in last night? I was actually out all day! Which is odd for me, but I went to eat with a person I barely know and then I went to a teacher dodgeball game at my school with some friends.
8: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months? Well if anyone’s been peeking when I change in gym…
10: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it? No, hopefully I’ll never have to.
12: Have you pretended to like someone? Yes.
14: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile? Several actually, some amazing friends because I’m a lucky duck.
16: Think back five months ago, were you single? Yes
18: Hold hands with anyone this week? God I wish. Although I grabbed my crush’s hand for something.
20: Who did you last see in person? My mom
22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
Hahahahaha, no.
24: Are you good at hiding your feelings? I’m like Swiper and everyone else is Dora
26: Who did you last share a bed with? Probably my cousin when the whole family was over
28: What is something you currently want right now? My crush to notice me, to eat twelve donuts and not get the sick feeling or gain weight, and to leave Dunkin donuts because my mother won’t stop talking.
30: How is your heart lately? So confused on who I like that a drunken elephant sees things more clearly than I do.
32: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you? Yesterday.
34: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t? Yes.
36: What are you listening to right now? Here Comes the Sun by the Beatles
38: Love really is a beautiful thing huh? Yes, unless who you love likes someone else, because then it sucks.
39: Do you make wishes at 11:11? Yes. And I’m answering it because I want to.
40: What is on your wrists right now? A black ponytail
42: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?
From prep school, I regret choosing a school with a uniform.
44: Have you hugged someone within the last week? Yes.
46: What were you doing at midnight last night? Oddly enough, sleeping. I’m not being sarcastic, I swear.
48: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone? Sleep with someone else, but no sex unless he’s my husband.
50: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? Well I hope my mom meant it…..
God, this was a lot of questions, I hope you’re happy. I am though, thanks for messaging me! =)
Anonymous asked: have you ever licked the floor
Omg someone actually asked me something I love you. Okay, so maybe, sometime, when I was a baby. But my friends and I played this game in the pool once where we played tag by licking each others elbows and that was really unsanitary now that I think about it.
