Oh The People I Wish To Date, If They Only Knew Me

asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

(via my-multi-fandom-mind-palace)

mistressazariel:

curious-andcuriouser:

This photo should be on everyone’s blog at least once.

I wish they would recreate this picture with how they are now 

mistressazariel:

curious-andcuriouser:

This photo should be on everyone’s blog at least once.

I wish they would recreate this picture with how they are now 

(via wheresmycoloringbook)

So we were sitting in class today

arialenelove:

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

image

and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

I will keep reblogging this in the name of historical science

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favabean05:

alljustletters:

andercas:

no matter how old I get

I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings

Toy Story mentally fucked a generation of kids.

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tharealsydshady:

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

Oh my
God

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dayriderbusking:

metalgasm:

happyhealthytrackster:

I have absolutely no idea what this is but I absolutely love it!

this is my new favourite post ever on anything

Monty Python’s Flying Circus… possibly one of the best things to ever air

(Source: mr-dalliard-ive-gone-peculiar, via wheresmycoloringbook)

risachantag:

Because I still find Daleks strangely adorable for evil heartless killing machines. Which is your favourite?

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exghoulfriend:

it is crucial to believe and respect girls when they say a guy is giving them bad vibes even if they don’t give you a reason why

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pineplapple:

This is hands down the best parody twitter ever

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Everybody

thelittlestotter:

cannedviennasausage:

noneuclidean:

The start of a little project I’m working on.

perfection

I knew it was coming. I knew it. And I’m still laughing.

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